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D&D Guide for dummies. Oct 1, 2005 12:44:33 GMT -5

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New to D&D? Confused? fear not! Behold the dummies guide to D&D...

Still confuzzled? no problemo....

THESE ARE SHINEY

Shiney good. You like shiney.
TIP! Get more shiney!

FIRE!

Hot! Fire hot!
No touch fire.
Fire make Boom.
TIP! Fire bad.

WHO IS POINTY HAT?

Pointy hat make fire.
Pointy hat make fire boom.
TIP! Is pointy hat your friend? No?
Kill him first.

OTHER POINTY STUFF

Pointy stuff make hurt!
Hurt bad things. It is fun.
TIP! Bigger pointy stuff make bigger hurt!

DID YOU KNOW?

Some people are green.
Look in mirror. Are you green? No?
Then kill all green people.
TIP! Green people flammable!

THIS IS CHEST

Chests may contain shiney.
They may contain hurt.
TIP! Make someone else open it.

[glow=blue,2,300]Roll Dice[/glow]Note to self: Stop buying dice. Really. It's not natural.

Giades Administrator Creator of Erynia Posts: 239	D&D Guide for dummies. Oct 1, 2005 17:16:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Giades on Oct 1, 2005 17:16:07 GMT -5 roflmao! that was hilarious.
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Sokar Administrator Rules Lawyer Posts: 544	D&D Guide for dummies. Oct 1, 2005 20:48:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sokar on Oct 1, 2005 20:48:56 GMT -5 Wow that was good. Did you come up with that? Yay me have 100 posts!!
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rivnen God Posts: 638	D&D Guide for dummies. Oct 2, 2005 0:14:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rivnen on Oct 2, 2005 0:14:07 GMT -5 Thats great... can you may have HAD 100 posts when you posted that but when i saw its 101 =P fix it!
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chez Full Member Posts: 73	D&D Guide for dummies. Oct 2, 2005 4:50:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chez on Oct 2, 2005 4:50:38 GMT -5 Hey Vallah, I do have that guide. It is very helpful and at the same time funny.

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D&D Guide for dummies. Oct 2, 2005 10:21:13 GMT -5

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Post by Vallah on Oct 2, 2005 10:21:13 GMT -5

You like that huh? OK, then you might like these:

Link to D&D Funnies. ;D

Beginners guide to world domination

Advanced guide to world domination (not D&D)

But my favourite one at the moment is Waper9s' response to the great "which is better -Ninjas or Pirates?" debate .......Waper dropped a nuke on the Ninjas with this reply

One does not simply walk into Mortor...

I laughed so hard when I read that one some pee escaped

Last Edit: Oct 11, 2005 3:24:06 GMT -5 by Vallah

[glow=blue,2,300]Roll Dice[/glow]Note to self: Stop buying dice. Really. It's not natural.

Vallah Administrator Arena DM Arena DM Posts: 435	D&D Guide for dummies. Nov 23, 2005 5:26:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Vallah on Nov 23, 2005 5:26:53 GMT -5 Parents guide to D&D ;D Behold the dark rituals performed in an average D&D game!!!
	[glow=blue,2,300]Roll Dice[/glow]Note to self: Stop buying dice. Really. It's not natural.

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